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Thoughts on menstruation supplies

pirateskates:

instrumentalsftw:

lesbo-a-gogo:

bubonickitten:

I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.

Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels and soft colours, but I think there’s a lot of untapped potential here.

Think about it. I bleed for days on end. Without dying. That’s pretty fucking metal.

So why can’t boxes for tampons and pads look like a heavy metal album cover or something?

I’m thinking something completely over the top. You know, like in the tradition of Powerthirst and Epic Meal Time. I’m talking lasers and zombies and dinosaurs and sharks here.

Here are some inspirational images to give you an idea of what I’m thinking:

You know. Something like that.

YES I CONCUR.

I have designed a suitable box as an example of how this should be executed.

i want this because reasons

THE BOX AT THE END IS PERFECT.

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    I like to call tampons CUNT BLOCKERS. Or SHARK BAIT.